Massachusetts is a funny place. We're not just a state like everyone else, we're a Commonwealth. And every other 'official' department or agency flows right from that slightly askew view on the world. What, in most states is know as the DMV (department of motor vehicles), in the Commonwealth is called the RMV - the Registry of Motor Vehicles.
On my lunch hour yesterday, I headed down to Framingham to finally take care of getting my car registered in Massachusetts and getting a new driver's license. Although 12 miles away from my office, it takes about 30-35 minutes to drive there because you have to take a bunch of back roads where the top speed limit hits about 45. So I alerted my colleagues that I would be gone for a longer lunch and set out at about 11:45, swinging through the cafeteria for a sandwich on the way.
I arrived at the RMV without much trouble, and to my delight the waits were not too long. However, as everyone knows, a trip to a state (any state) regulator's office is not complete without some measure of hassle. They sent me first to get my driver's license taken care of.
Being the clever girl that I am, I had surfed around online before heading down there to find out exactly what I needed to get my license converted. Passport, check. Old Oregon license, check. Proof of residency, check. Social Security card... oops. It turns out my reading comprehension leaves some thing to be desired, because I had missed the section that said you needed a social security card PLUS all those other things. Apparently, my 1200 other pieces of identification were just not enough to prove the social security number I listed on my form was really the one assigned to me.
Why, in this day and age of identity theft, we have to provide both the number AND the card as proof of worthiness for anything is beyond me. But apparently this is standard procedure and the lady handed me a piece of paper with "APPLICATION REJECTION FORM" stamped across the top. Rejection. Doh!!
After that, I was sufficiently irritated and ready to get the hell out of there but still had the license plate/registration hassle to attend to.
Like Oregon, Massachusetts offers a wide variety of license plates from which you can choose - including those emblazoned with the logos and likenesses of the Red Sox, the Bruins, or the basketball hall of fame, as well as plates that support the environment, animal welfare or children's rights and needs.
Having recently written at length about the atrocities being conducted by the US Navy using low-frequency sonar, I decided to put my money where my mouth was and get the plates that support the Massachusetts Environmental Trust.
This is what my new plates look like:
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